The Scorpions Comfy Unisex Oversized Boxy Tee "No One Like You" Parody

DUH-deh.

DUH-deh, DUH-deh, DUH-deh. 

"Cuz no one likes you. We just hate all the nights with you. We can't stand all the things you do. We just want to be rid of youuuuuu. Uuuuuuu."

Thank goodness for producers and A&R staff, right? This song could've had a much different fate had it retained its original lyrics (above, for serious). But one small tweak and BLAM! it's a timeless Shcorpz classic. Or is it? Let your giggling friends decide. 

Product features
- 100% cotton
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for added comfort
- Durable double needle stitching on sleeves and hems
- Lightweight medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) for easy wear
- Features a convenient tear-away label for hassle-free comfort

Care instructions Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed • Tumble dry: low heat • Iron, steam or dry: low heat • Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3010, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean