The Scorpions Unisex Heavy Soft Cotton Shirt "No One Like You" Parody Tee

DUH-deh.

DUH-deh, DUH-deh, DUH-deh. 

Cuz no one likes you
We just hate all the nights with you
We can't stand all the things you do
We just want to be rid of youuuuuu, uuuuuuu.

Thank goodness for producers and A&R staff, right? This song could've had a much different fate had it retained its original lyrics (above, for serious). But one small tweak and BLAM! it's a timeless Shcorpz classic. Or is it? Let your giggling friends decide. 

Product features
- Shoulder tape to prevent stretching and enhance fit.
- Seamless design for a clean, attractive look.
- Ribbed collar retains its shape for lasting wear.
- Durable fabric perfect for printing designs.
- Ethically produced with 100% US cotton for sustainability.

Care instructions Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed • Tumble dry: low heat • Iron, steam or dry: low heat • Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean